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hanselmo and Gretina
Rivisited and rilingued:)))






Once upon a time ...
Two cildren...Hanselmo e Gretina, fratito e sòreta...lived in a casetta in dò bosch... avec papa und mamà
BUT Mater e pater gà no teneàn un euro (anc'àlòr ER Berluska had the POWER???)
Uàn day pater familias called the piccoletti and say: let's go piccoletti...Il babbo ve porta a fà na gita out of the door...we'll cut the trees like in amazzonia...and all tughèter go...
Really...the mother (furbakkien) convinced the father ad leave as two dogs the cildren alone in the bosch... because at home nun ce stava cchiù gnent'a magnà.
oll tughèder arrivattero in dò bosch..."stay here little piccoletti...Dad torna in uàn moment"...end dad se la filatte quatto quatto...bat tristo e sad
After 3 or 4 hours the mocciosetti understud thet the pater li aveva abandoned like two dogs...ALONE IN THE DARK, and the little holes of their asses bacame strett strett...
Che facimme fratè?? tengo paura, fame und frisch"..."Statte quit Gretì...I'M with you...don't worry...be happy"!!!

happy? tengo fame Hansè...mucha fame...
and while she said so...
the most beautiful and sweet zuccherosa house APPEARED in front'a ess like o' sole mio:
I cildren se buttorno on the sugar wall like due Egiptyan cavallette..gnamm gnamm ciomp ciomp...le ganasce a manetta...when...
on the porta una brutta witch...old and bad and without some teeths...let the cildren into the "casa dolce casa"
her scope era made the cildren fat like metalla and then...cook the piccolett like ducks and oranges...or grilled mukk
Suddenly la vècia put the piccol'homme nella cage to rimpinzarlo di gnocchi e plum cakes until he become like a big bubble...
Grety was addetta alle domestic fazenduole...
Efter pochi days hanselmo was grass like Ferrara e unt like Silvio and ready to be cucinato avec kartoffen.
Grety had to prepare the microwaves at 220° bat siccome la ciaild was very smart when the vecchia was pissing she opened the cage and when the strega returned from the chess...and open the big fornetto...
hanselmo coming out from the cage and help the sister to give a spintone alla vècia who andò straight straight in do' forn e là muritte grilled avec nu poco de pepper
La vècia was very very zepp di money and the niños ciàparòn all the mallopp and returned to mamma e papà...and lived all happy and contents.

A gud journey everybody...emmeffe