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The canetto mute and how he began to bark









Once upon a time in a little paesello there was a dog. This canetto non era able to bark...so he was completely dumb.
Poor doggetto!:(( his padron and female padronessa decided to bring the cagnolett to a school of abbaing; quindi the little dog finìshed in the middle of all dumb dogs, un dogmuthotel college, insomming:)))
The teachers incited him...Try dog... BAU... b.a.u...
but... nothing!!! ..no voice wentout from the little mouth
Our little dog abbacchied thought:
If I'll not able to bark, a uòt servo to the others? my padrons leave me in the mezz of the boulevard,,alone, in the dark... and the night came and was a brutt nait.
te doggetto had pessim dreams... like to be abandoned and become a BARBONcino mute elemosing bones...
When he waked up lately, scared and affamed called its padrons at the telephone and said him, crying
Plis, padron, plis Dont't leave me in this way... I'll promise that I'll do a gud guard, non body but dog guard... plis... plisss
His padron was a gud omo, loved his doggetto and said him to impare to bark, nothing else... and to bi a gud scholar.
Rassicured and more quiet. the doggetto put a lot of books under the zampett and went to the lesson at school together others dumb dogs.
In the room entered the DOGTeacher, a big bourbon old dog:
Gud moning dogs... LESSON UAN: listen to me attently, dont look at the butterflais out of the uindous, plis...ATTENTION: look at me
First of all you must learn to allung more your neck, and try with your head rovesced to say..AU! AU!...DAI! ALL TOGETHER!!!
So... all the dogs allunghèd the necks, rovesced the heads but...fffffffffff...soffied soffied but non voice came out... nothing similar a BAU!
The patient teacher do it again...allunged his neck, rovesced his head and look at the soffitt...began to bark...Bauuuuu, bauuuhhh..
There was in the zone a cat, a fat cat called Zac that, not appena heard the BAU, si arrampiked until the open windows and affacced to the classroom to see uòt happens
Whe the dogs at the unison saw ZAC, run together (always at the unison) towards the poor micio incazzed and without accorgersened, Began to BARK...BAUUUUU bauuuuuu, bauuuuuuuuuuu...











The cat scapped out and arrampiked on a tree, the teacher was satisfied of his lesson and became the preside of the dog school and doggetto and all his dumb fellows returned to their accoglient houses happy and contents..
And I?...
I'm studying to become a cat...(who has ears to understand, understand)
AND THE MORAL is...
have a good day, all together, Bauuuuuuuu, MF